i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
be the goth queen you were trying to be when you were 14
i quote pretty wild while drunk way too often.
my friend michele & i will just immitate their voices & be like
"mom im really stressed can i have 5 milligrams of adderall" every time we’re out.
we are so obnoxious
running a blog like mine, much like getting laid, takes lots of skill and swag.
In general, looking out for the girls around me is far prioritized over how much I want to fuck themIt’s a pretty sound strategy that you should also consider in your lives
im still laughing at this
On Reddit, you can literally be banned for calling out pedophiles.
Like, they’ll get rid of you.
They don’t want people who out pedophiles on their website.
Pedophiles? Totes okay. People who call out pedophiles? Banned.
I’ve got some advice for Reddit. Go ahead and stop worrying about profitability. Like, give up. As long as your moderators proudly make your site a protected haven for pedophiles and child pornographers, no investor worth a damn will come near your website. And you must know that. You’re not idiots. I can only conclude that protecting pedophiles is more important to you than making money, which makes you awful, awful people.
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.